Ninja Badass

Hold onto your egg rolls for the acclaimed ninja adventure filled with bullets, blades and hot babes! The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice. When they kidnap a super-hot babe that local creep Rex has his eyes on - it's up to him to become the ninja badass to steal her back. Then she can have his babies!

My take

A gloriously absurd action-comedy that doesn't take itself seriously for a second. Packed with over-the-top ninja chaos, irreverent humor, and B-movie charm—perfect if you want something fun, ridiculous, and unapologetically loud.

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