Ninja Badass

Hold onto your egg rolls for the acclaimed ninja adventure filled with bullets, blades and hot babes! The Ninja VIP Super Club is doing a slow drag across the American Midwest, culminating in female sacrifice. When they kidnap a super-hot babe that local creep Rex has his eyes on - it's up to him to become the ninja badass to steal her back. Then she can have his babies!

My take

A wild, over-the-top action-comedy that doesn't take itself seriously for a second. Perfect for when you want pure entertainment chaos—ridiculous characters, absurd stakes, and the kind of movie that's more fun to experience with friends than to think too hard about.

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